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Fish Eggs

1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.

2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.

"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"

"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"

"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."

"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."

by SERAPHIM June 17, 2018

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Egg on Ice

Egg on Ice means nice. Often used to describe something of extreme goodness.

Oi, Steve, this egg on toast is proper egg on ice.

by Stevie What? September 16, 2009

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KINDER EGG

the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.

"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."

by ihgerughaueghufhufewhpfewu May 7, 2018

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Ass Egg

The act of putting an egg in your ass and cracking within the anus

"I just learnt how to do the Ass Egg."

by Kappa 3 2 1 August 22, 2015

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Egg throwing

A slag term for rugby, usually used by people who prefer mucking round with circular balls

Oh man, you like to play egg throwing??

by Banman88 April 6, 2010

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Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

by MommyZ January 19, 2010

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lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017

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