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the moment you realise you not only are procrastinating on work, but also every other aspect of life.
realising you are in a constant vegetative state: 'W H Y'
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What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
reverses the colours on a Chromebook (high contrast mode)
lol: I see you chose the dark side
boo: "Ctrl Search H"
whoops
Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.
1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!
2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!
Also known as BIG H by some or sir H or Lord H
he is also a beloved slapist and is very involved in SATI
Disclamer (Tumor)
SIR LORD H a person who likes eels and SATI and Slapism
A state of pure confusion through text. Not knowing what to reply. same meaning as "wat" or "wut"
Tanya: I'm so bored I could be a chicken, Stacey.
Stacey: W h a t??