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the worst "band" ever! they suck out loud!
Scaa!- hey quint i was just... HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED
Quint- help... mmm...help me
Scaa!- quint what happened?
Quint- the T.V. ... the nnn... the naked brothers band
Scaa!- OHH SNAP!
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A band kid is the most hardworking, empathetic, caring, and driven person you've ever met. They will put aside their own concerns to make sure you are not only welcome in the program but also that you are completely taken care of at all times.
Jacob made sure I had a place to sit at lunch today AND he helped me with my math homework, he must be a band kid!
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Fucking gay fuckers who fuck each other every nght, and that skanky whore ros-fucking-lina is left out cuz their all homo fucking fruity douchecakeeating queefburger sucking peices of shit whose testicles havent dropped yet. Rosalina once got gang fucked by a gang of 40 bikers and three chewbakas. naked fuckers band
dumass naked brothers band are all trannies, except rosalina who got but fucked so many times that he grew a vagina
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anything that is listened to by townies
that so solid crew are a really shit band
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Covered in trademarked orange and black plaid, the PUB triumphs in the Ivy League both academically, musically, and sexually. All other Ivy Bands are boring and lame, except the Brown Band. They're cool. Everyone else just wishes they could wear the plaid and wake up hungover students at absurd hours in the morning during march around. Also, after a victory at a home game, the PUB has a "fountain gig" where members get wet and play with each other, sexually, in the Woody Woo fountain for no real reason besides being awesome.
Penn (state) Student 1- "Hey, is that the Princeton University Band?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."
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a testament to p diddy's ignorance and small vocabulary
i watched the auditions for making the band 2 simply to laugh at p diddy's absurdity.
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Calm of Chaos is a band from Kent, Ohio. Formally known as A Dying Light, the band was founded by lead vocalist/lyricist, James Christian. The band is completed with Kayla Turk on lead guitar and backup vocals, Doug Callahan on Bass, and Devin Mays on Rhythm Guitar. COC is still searching for a drummer. For their early demos, Kayla Turk recorded drum tracks.
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
The United States Military chose to use this Calm of Chaos band as a torture/interrogation tool. They play the band's demo over and over again. Most of the test subjects either attempted suicide after hearing James Christian's vocals, but some began sucking the nearest cock around them. This was explained by Dr. Christopher Michaels as a reaction to the homosexual qualities presented in this form of music. The note placement and sequence of notes triggers a rare nervous impulse in the victims brain, causing them to crave male genitalia.
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