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blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014


bend your ear

To speak with someone informally

Hey Will, can I bend your ear for a second?

by REALMerriamWebster September 21, 2020


Your ears are bleeding

Just a longer version of saying you have wax in your ear

Person 1: Dawg turn around I see something in yo ear bruh
Person 2: *Turns around*
Person 1: Your ears are bleeding, your ears dirty as fuck

by Saan! July 23, 2022


fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.

"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama

by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018


pinning their ears back

To have one’s ears pinned back means to be severely scolded or to be bested in an athletic contest, soundly. The idiom have one’s ears pinned back is an American phrase that came into use in the mid-1800s. Its origin is uncertain. Some say it is derived from the sport of wrestling and some say it is somehow linked to the emotional state of an animal with its ears pinned back, though both of these explanations seem rather dubious. It may be more likely that the phrase have one’s ears pinned back is related to some sort of physical punishment that has gone out of common use. Related terms are has one’s ears pinned back, had one’s ears pinned back and having one’s ears pinned back.

pinning their ears back "He's about to have his ears pinned back" Paul Drake, to Perry Mason from the TV series "Perry Mason"

by NTBC March 5, 2020


Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 19, 2021


removing her earrings

How you know a woman is about to throw down.

I was fine until she started removing her earrings.

by anxious stapler January 22, 2022