When someone is rude to you, you give them a 'clip around the ear' (a hit or slap, not necessarily on the ear) to pull them into line.
If you keep giving me backchat, you'll get a clip around the ear
Involuntarily singing to the music that is playing in your headphones when your in public
Chloe's ear-e-oke singing made the whole bus sad
When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
English slang for "did you hear that" commonly found in films and television shows which used English/scottish/Irish accents, I.e. Game of thrones, Harry Potter, etc.
*hears sound coming from an unknown source*
Ron: "Jew Ear Dat, Harry?"
Harry: "Something's coming!"
Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.
Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"
Steve: *walks in, starts b
Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear
AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."
Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.
Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.
A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(