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Phrase used to announce that you are leaving the premises like a Boss and/or Badass
Inferior Co-Worker: Are you leaving?
Superior Self: Yeah, Sayonara Bitches
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The Helsinki Press Conference was held by Putin's Bitch.
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Instagram Bitch is a highly covenant position that is not taken lightly. The Instagram Bitch spends hours planning the perfect clothing, hair, makeup, accessories, location, and lighting in which to take the perfect selfie to later edit and filter to ensure that it looks candid and natural. The Instagram Bitch is typically under 30 and can spend upwards of $7K on an outfit and never wear it again, and they definitely want to show you their new Chanel Boy Bag! They LOVE to talk about "bold colors", "nude" lips, and stacked lashes. Sometimes they use their children to push adds and sponsors. They want to make sure that you always know what their "Faves" are. However, these are typically based on who their sponsor of the week is. The Instagram Bitch wasn't always an Instagram Bitch, no, if you look back 255 weeks into their account you can often see the remnants of a "regular" person wearing non designer clothing and posting pictures of their family and friends- before the selfies took over. However, the excessive followers, likes, and comments eventually blew up and gave the Instagram Bitch their final crowning touch- a huge ego.
Basically, the Instagram Bitch (IB) is a person who wears scantly clad clothing (that they typically get for free), heavy makeup, and are always trying to sell you things that you don't need (Waist cinches, detox tea, protein shakes, ridiculous jewelry, and carb blockers).
However, despite the manufactured beauty you simply cannot look away!
Amy: "Have you seen Pink Peonies, Jayde Nicole, and Amrezy's new outfits?!"
Leela: "No.. I am not sure who you are talking about...."
Amy: " Duh.. get on Instagram! oh...hey, have you seen my mail, I am waiting for my detox tea and waist clincher to come?"
Leela:"Oh.... you must mean those Instagram Bitches, right?"
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The bitching hour is when the parental unit comes down en masse with criticisms of your habitual failures, laziness, and poor grades.
The reports come out today. It's time for the bitching hour.
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A prom queen (or king) candidate that is obnoxious, self-centered and is practically foaming at the mouth to be crowned. A promzilla. Also, PROM BITCH is the original title of author Ami Allen-Vath's YA novel, LIARS and LOSERS LIKE US.
Can't believe she's nominated for prom queen...more like prom bitch.
Not to be a prom bitch but she didn't even match her cummerbun to my corsage.
1. a person who has the ability to silence the malicious or spiteful behavior of a man or woman in order to improve the quality of life of those effected.
1. The store clerk cringed at the screaming woman's behavior until a Bitch Whisperer arrived and calmed her down.
someone who is not only being a little bitch but has also transgressed into being a dick while being a bitch
Michael: Gavin 'dickie bitch' Free