A type of mine sweeping boat during the ww2
British sailor: oh no there's a german seamine on the way
British sailor #2: dont worry we have the minecraft
There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Its a popular game made Mojang in 2009 then microsoft bought minecraft at 2014
Bro me and my brother had so much time playing minecraft!
A game with large blocks for everything. Somehow super addictive and oddly fun
“Hey Pete, wanna go play some Minecraft on the Xbox?”
“The doggo world?”
“Sure”
“OHH YEAAAH”
everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.
fun game with pixels, can be played on almost anything,
one alternative is Minetest.
Want to play Minecraft with me?
A GAME WERE YOU BECOME A GOD!@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@!~!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()