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That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.
Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?
Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.
Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.
Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?
Jeff: Turd of mouth.
Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.
Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?
Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.
When Ya toss a big ol fat pinch of snuff and your breath stinks like poop to everyone else.
Man did you smell that guys breath back there? He defiantly had dip mouth
I got to go to Old Man Whithers house to perform some mouth chores. It's how I pay for my dates with Charlene, that sophomore who still won't put out.
When, during oral sex, the penis barely enters the mouth and stays in the front of the givers mouth.
"Damn man, that girl must have the strongest gag reflex ever, she only let me get front mouth."
A sex act that involves tripping on an object while naked and landing your phallus in your female partners’ mouth upon impact.
Wow Will you actually tripped in her mouth.
Sierra asked if I can trip in her mouth?
Have you ever tripped in a mouth it’s unbeatable!
You should have her over and trip in the mouth.