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oh my god last night i need my new fire fighter boyfriend to put out my fire crotch in bed
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A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.
How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.
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A phrase used to describe what happens to your anal sphinctera the morning after consuming a Vindaloo (Very spicy Indian Curry).
Meatloaf singing very loudly, once segued from "Vindaloo" to "Ring of Fire" on "Never mind the Buzzcocks" (English pop/comedy quiz show)
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Some Weed That Is Way Above Average.
Damn Dat Dude Right There Got Some Fires For The Cheap.
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to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)
person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'
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Five friends sit in a circle with a handle of vodka or similar hard alcohol. The song "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash is cued up to play. As the song plays, the bottle is passed from person to person, each taking huge swigs. The goal is to be finished with the handle by the time the song is over. The song is 2:30.
Oh god... that Ring of Fire last night killed my liver and put a big stain on my carpet.
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A dance game in which the guys will form a circle and grind with whichever girl is in front of him. After a few minutes, the drill captain will count down, "Five, four, three, two, one!" Then the girls will move to the right and grind with a new partner.
"I had fun doing the fire drill last night, except when I got stuck with that creepy foreign exchange student."
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