verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body
To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*
when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face
aka a cum filled condom slap
"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."
The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.
Sound Like A Plan= when agreeing to an invitation of some sort
ME:" Lets go to the mall and get some shoes?" Friend: "SLAP/S.L.A.P."
when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.
want to play a game of slapping rubbers.
When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.
Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!