Rural Dictionary

Big Red

A racist ass who likes to kill the Germans.

during when they built tunnels they had to teams do it....the germans & the irish men.the germans were ripping on the irish men so they got their buddy BIG RED to beat them up...no deaths.so the germans decided to kill BIG RED and make it look like a accident.so they did.and then evry german person that went by there died.it took 1 irish person to stop it.there was a german & a irish person they were friends.the german dude fell into the water and was swimming to his death.the irish person saved him and the irish person almost died.before he did BIG RED talked to him and saved him by putting the irish person on a log. it took 1 person 2 stop the rath of BIG RED.the deaths were supposivly supposed to be "accidents."

by JurassicGriffin April 17, 2010

23👍 10👎

red lights

they’re horny/having sex

“I changed my LED lights to red lights because it’s so fitting for when I’m horny”

by 333stone October 5, 2020

15👍 4👎

Red Mist

It Start's off with Squidward practicing playing the clarinet for a talent show, when a person knocks on his door and squidward open's it. That dude say's: "The Red Mist is coming" but squidward doesn't seem to really care. so he starts practicing the clarinet when he gets cut by Spongebob And Patrick are having fun outside and of course, he tells them to stop. next Squidward starts practicing it again, but it sounds like he is not even playing it, like chocking on it. it cuts to a scene where a concert was happening and people were going to it. in the concert squidward was shown under the curtains disturbingly had red-hyper realistic eyes. so did the people watching him play the clarient at the talent show. they quickly start booing when he plays it, even spongebob and patrick. it cuts to a scene showing squidward was covering his eyes in a weird moving orange background loop for close to a minute. next it cuts to a scene where he is on his bed looking forlorn for about 2 minutes. then it cuts to a scene where Squidward's face was very up close. he was just staring at the viewer. blinking. for, I don't know how long. then it goes to a wide angle, showing that he had a gun in his hand. few seconds later he immediately points it to his head, and shoots himself. it shows his body laying on the floor dead.

Dude Have you seen the lost episode of Spongebob SquarePants titled: "Red Mist"?

by Squidward Suicide March 19, 2022

15👍 8👎