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1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
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A derogatory term used to insult members of the street gang bloods. A cross between the terms slob and gangster.
"Ay cuzz, if a nigga callz u a 'Crab', call that foo a 'Slobster'!!
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Someone who is a sloppy kisser and has crabs.
You didn't tell me your roommate was a slobster girl.
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The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
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Dirty men that dont clean themselves or anything around them.
Man:Hey sexy. Wanna come back to my place!?!
Woman:Sure baby.
Man and woman goes back to his place and she sees dishes and clothes strode all over the house (A.k.A the dumpster)
Woman:EEEWWWWWW GROSSS YOUR SUCH A SLOBSTER!!!
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A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.
Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.
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The excess saliva that drips off the penis when recieving oral sex.
" I need to clean my sheets, they're soaked with slobster butter."