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That rusty colored mix of fecal matter, lube, and cum that sometimes appears on your penis during anal sex.
Him: "Oh, baby, let me fuck that ass!"
Her: "Okay, but I need to do an enema so you don't get shit on your dick."
Him: "No need, baby. I don't mind a little rusty ending."
When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.
Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose
What you get when you use a metal bong.
The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.
Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.
When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job
Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint
The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.
I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.
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A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.
My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner
When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.
My Rusty Boiler is going on high,