toenail soup

toenail soup is the good soup. you make out of sheep toes and rabbit hole. allah is creating toenail soup. it tastes better if you add garlic.

toenail soup now! 😜😩😥

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soups and salads

another term for masturbation

"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"

"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."

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bussy soup

BUSSY SOUP!?!?!?! LONG BUSSY HAIR IN SOUP AIRFRIED AND BAKED ❤️😜😜🥸👩🏻 🌾😅😀🥸😔🍾😎🍆🍆🍆

steward- AYO you tried 🥺EMILYS🥺 BUSSY soup

David- no Is it good

Steward- ÜGHU YES 🤪🤪🤪*creams*

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bean soup

Flicking the bean until she comes in a large soupy mess.

We are headed home to make dinner.
What's for dinner?

Bean soup... If ya know what I mean.

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Soup Kitchen

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

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Poop Soup

N. Something or someone that is unpleasant, of low quality or worth, disagreeable

You're working the graveyard shift instead of attending YOUR OWN party?! That's poop soup, bro.

My boss is so rude. She's totally poop soup

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cup soup

Where a fanny bandit annoys you so bad that you decide to rip ass on your hand and throw the poop particles in the mothas face

"Man, that butt pirate is being such a turd i just wanna cup soup him!"

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