When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.
Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.
We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.
Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!
Bullshit, lies, fake news, made-up.
That's Hokey Spoons!
Glen just made that up. It's totally hokey spoons.
When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
Getting head while driving a airboat
See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing
A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant
"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"
"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"