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The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.
Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.
Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.
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A school with Jim Crow laws filled with white ass e-boys who Jack each other off after school and bust on the thought of winning a football game.
We played the Franklin Road Academy basketball team yesterday and there wasn’t a single black person there.
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The sensation that becomes travelers after 5+ hours in the car, particularly when driving at night. Road trip Insanity includes saying things that don't make sense, laughing hysterically at things that are not funny, and a general sense of "loopey-ness"
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.
Bob- I'm validated!
Tom- I'm inebriated!
Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.
It's when the nukes starts droppin'.
Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.
A roach infested school in Henry county that needs to be shut down. The teachers are ugly and mean and act like they have a problem doing their job. The principal is dumb and he smells like broken cigarettes. Overall the Worst school ever!!!
You got to Austin Road Middle?
Hell nah!
youre sitting in the passenger seat getting roadhead from the driver. you steer for her while she sucks your dick
My girlfriend drove me to school and gave me reverse road head on the way. i had to buddy drive for her :)
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