an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV
johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy
A man that is fully dedicated to the Kinobody lifestyle! He fasts each morning, drinks black coffee or sparkling water, and is defined by broad sexy shoulders, narrow waste-line and a chiseled jawline.
Stacey: "Amber, have you seen how Greg looks lately?"
Amber: "OMG yes, he's so defined and manly!"
Stacey: "He must be a Kino Warrior......"
Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.
“Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage”
“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot”
It is a group formed by men with elevated souls and spirits guided by a supra-human metaphysics of overcoming oneself. They are willing to give their lives for such high purposes as: honor, discipline, hierarchy, authority, abnegation, temperance, frugality, courage, responsibility, asceticism, loyalty, fidelity, glory and devotion.
Warrior nobility is the path to eternal life and glory.
A person who tries (unsuccesfully) to bully you into signing their illegitimate, "legal" documents!
"I'm a waiver warrior, sign this!"
"You're going to sign my waiver, and you're going to sign my waiver! Everybooooooody is going to sign my waaaaaaiver!"
A human that always acts dark and acts like a warrior in front of people.
Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.