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JV warrior

an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV

johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy

by thepenisman222 January 17, 2024


status warrior

modou

"what is a status warrior?"
"modou"

by toocoldd March 5, 2022


Kino Warrior

A man that is fully dedicated to the Kinobody lifestyle! He fasts each morning, drinks black coffee or sparkling water, and is defined by broad sexy shoulders, narrow waste-line and a chiseled jawline.

Stacey: "Amber, have you seen how Greg looks lately?"
Amber: "OMG yes, he's so defined and manly!"
Stacey: "He must be a Kino Warrior......"

by foosballmaster May 7, 2019


Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.

Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot”

by warriorxl June 2, 2022


warrior nobility

It is a group formed by men with elevated souls and spirits guided by a supra-human metaphysics of overcoming oneself. They are willing to give their lives for such high purposes as: honor, discipline, hierarchy, authority, abnegation, temperance, frugality, courage, responsibility, asceticism, loyalty, fidelity, glory and devotion.

Warrior nobility is the path to eternal life and glory.

by tradical July 1, 2023


waiver warrior

A person who tries (unsuccesfully) to bully you into signing their illegitimate, "legal" documents!

"I'm a waiver warrior, sign this!"

"You're going to sign my waiver, and you're going to sign my waiver! Everybooooooody is going to sign my waaaaaaiver!"

by goofh8r April 3, 2019


Dark days warrior

A human that always acts dark and acts like a warrior in front of people.

Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.

by psychopathic_unknown_human June 5, 2022