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A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!
Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?
A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.
Heard David caught the gooch goblins
Sour four loko it will get you flying
Guy one: “I just drank two green goblins tonight
Guy two: now I gotta pick you up off the floor
it's what Ja'mere looks like
"Green Goblin you look ugly"
"Shut up you look like a tap dancing cockroach."
Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.
"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?
"Yeah dude it was sick"
"Who killed aunt may again?"
"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"
When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.
Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”