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Shower Power

The ability to do something because you are in the shower which you would normally be prohibited from doing thanks to social standards.

Joe: "gah, I really need to blow my nose."
Joe in shower: *blows nose and does not need a tissue* "man, what a great shower power"

by oh, my first pseudonym is used May 26, 2009

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Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

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princess power

a-a female who is self assured enough to go after and get what she wants;
b-a female that is unafraid of others' opinions-they have no bearing on her life;
c-a female who is strong in all aspects of life without forgetting her femininity
d-a female who never forgets her worth!
divalicious

i will exercise my princess power and get that promotion!

by missy moo73 May 14, 2008

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power saw

when you are licking a girls rectum, and vigorously pump your nose in and out of her clam.

damn rickys nose is so big, i bet he gives his girlfriend the power saw.

by t boner July 17, 2003

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Power Wipe

A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.

Oh man that was a rough shit! I totally had to power wipe.

by Pirate Suite April 24, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


power stance

A stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria's after they are done talking to people. The left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.

Damn it must be 12:10, Sara is doing the power stance again!

by Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008

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Hobo Power

Unit of measurement pertaining to smell.

This bitch's vagina is about 25 hobo power.

by Adam Corolla June 3, 2003

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