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Never show when you're hurt, take all the pain like a CHAD. Even if it hurts very badly never show tears and just don't end up like Utahime
I just seen Kevin trip and it looks like he's about to cry fr
Nahh He gonna Turn out like Utahime
Turning your head when about to give a blowjob
If your partner annoys you and later on initiates sex, simply turn your head like a brat
Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.
Why?
Stop being such a faggot and install it.
Okay chill out munchkin.
Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.
That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.
A person who thinks other people know what they're talking about but isn't really saying anything.
My friend knows all about those tight turns but in reality he is just stupid.
When a motorist wants to make a turn at an intersection, and is in the farthest opposite lane from the direction she needs to turn, and so cuts across 5 lanes of traffic to do so. The name comes from Northern Virginia, where drivers frequently make this sort of maneuver due to talking on the phone or applying makeup.
Today's commute sucked, I had to wait through two extra cycles of the light because some woman pulled a Nova turn and made everyone miss the light
the main event at a Bay Area play party
We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.