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As a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, I can confirm that Bradley Hall's "Van Halen in a Nutshell" video is accurate.
Men who have gone to see the Immersive Van Gogh Experience to please their significant others
We are Van Bros now; I took Katie to The Immersive Van Gogh Experience in Pittsburg for Christmas. Honestly, I didn’t hate it.
The van full of kids is where you cum into your hand, and then you fist your girl.
Dude I just gave her the van full of kids and she liked it.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"
Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"
Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️
Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.
My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️
Brittany Van Pelt my wife, my life, my everything