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The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot
I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot
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When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.
Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.
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A common misunderstanding of "angry dragon"
"did you hear about that guys eggs bodagin", "you mean angry dragon?"
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A play on words referring to a girls vag or eating a girl out
Friend 1: What did you and your girl do last night?
Friend 2: We went out to eat..
Friend 1: What did you have?
Friend 2: An egg mcmuff
Friend 1: Oh snap. Thats wassup.
-fist bump-
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1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.
2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.
"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"
"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"
"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."
"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."
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Egg on Ice means nice. Often used to describe something of extreme goodness.
Oi, Steve, this egg on toast is proper egg on ice.
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