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The origin of this sentence is in Hebrew.
State that the person disagree with a certain thing, or something seems wrong, so that the person want's to express his disfavors.
He: Let's get this women to dance for us.
She: I want to get out buffer.
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no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.
I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.
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On October 15th you must ask your crush out so get your courage and ask them !
Hey umm do you wanna go out ?.
Omg yes I was about to say that aswell because it’s national ask your crush out day !
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The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”
Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
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Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.
Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"
"... Your dad should have pulled out."
"LOL!!!1!"
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What lil tjay be saying in his songs. But its lit
I got up out my Birkin, it's workin'
She said she a virgin, it's hurtin'
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