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When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock
BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION
That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.
Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.
the bestest friend anyone could ask for. They are small. Really fucking funny. They can achieve more than they think. I hope she never leaves me.
Who is your best friend?
BIG DICKUS!!
I need to get some fresh jorts, i just had a Big Dutt in my pants.
One of those burgers you get at a restaurant that are so fucking huge it’s like it could devour you.
Person 1:”What’d you get at Apple Bee’s”
Person 2:”I got a Big Daddy Burger, haven’t been able to walk since.”
When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other
Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch