g-smid

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

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G-team

A team so good, God must be on their side. It also helps to have a considerate coach and players with heart and determination.

Chick: Wow! Did you see that G-team?
Chick: Yea, they really played their best!!

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Ilan G

Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.

Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.

Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.

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g (gamer)

g is the word that people say when they are being very mean and don't do there lines for voice acting crews like an ass

Person1:g (gamer)
Person2:what did you do this time person with arm and chain around her necc

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Kelpy G

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.

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g-unit

OK, for all of those people out there who think that game is a member of G-UNIT, that is not true. The Game is not, and I repeat, IS NOT part of G-UNIT, (the members of G-Unit are 50 Cent, Tony Yayo, Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, and Olivia) he is signed to Shady AfterMath not to G-UNIT, Dr.Dre and eminem put 50 cent and The Game together so that The Game could devoloup as an artist. And because of this, everyone assumed that The Game was signed to G-Unit, but let me repeat it one more time incase everyone out there isnt clear about this and for that moron "Da King" who put a definition of g-unit above me who said that The Game is a member of G-UNIT, THE GAME WAS NEVER IN G-UNIT, HE IS SIGNED TO SHADY AFTERMATH, NOT TO G-UNIT.

The guy who said the game was in g-unit is a fucking idiot and needs to get his or her facts straight before posting definitions.

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G Spot

Mysterious location akin to Area 51. Female erroneous zone.

The G spot is alien to most guys.

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