To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet
I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike
The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.
Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.
The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.
Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.
a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.
DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS!!! WE GO WAY BACK.
You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them
Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic
The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.