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Awesome game by bungie studios that will probably define the new generation console battle and put an end to the lameass competition, namely sonnyc and nintendorks, finally defining the future of the gaming human kind, non-gamers are not humans, they're on the planet just for decoration purposes... bip, bip dat, dit dat blip blip...
gaystation fan: mommy I wan't a gaystation!!!
mom: Dad, that brat has become a fag he is not asking for Halo 3 !!
dad: well, kill the bastard!!
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To 3 0 is to gargle one others balls. The 3 then represents the ball sack and the 0 to represent the mouth in which the 3 enters.
Joe Jonas has just had a tough day so Kevin decides to 3 0 (AUGH AUGH AUGH) Joe's balls to help Joe relax.
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When halo 3 is known as gay people call it Galo 3
Me: Man im WAY Bored of Cock Of Doody(Call Of Duty)Wanna Play Some Galo 3?? - Friend: Sure!
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"THE SIMS 3 IS BEAUTIFUL, ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T AGREE CAN GO DIE--"
The Sims 3 is an addition to Will Wright's The Sims series, minus Will Wright. As with the previous games, it's a life simulation game which lets you control little people...
These 'little people', unlike their predecessors, are rather bland yet clichéd. Bland because of they're repetitive. Clichéd because of the new personality 'Traits' system ('Evil' Sims cackle madly, for example. Would sound funny and caricatured at first, however trust me, it gets old. They will repeat this at least 20 times a 'Sim' day.)
Not even your Sims' appearance can be interesting, thanks to their new bubbleheads. To change their faces even in the approximate way you want them to look, you might as well spend days.
Now, with the removal of the Body Shop (a tool that came with The Sims 2 to allow you to create and edit genetics in the game), it's even harder to create unique and interesting content. Every time you download a game patch, you have to wait for a patch for your favourite hairstyles and hacks.
Another bad move courtesy of EA is the premade Stepford. I was perfectly happy creating my own dystopia, with its towering buildings, slaves, rebels and SECRET BLOODY POLICE. Now they come along and say "Don't worry, in The Sims 3 you'll have a new town to play with, it's called Sunset Valley and nothing interesting happens."
I would love to praise the new 'open neighbourhood', but why bother for such a mediocre game?
The Sims 3 is an amazing new game. With your own little Stepford to clog up your hard drive, now you can quickly and easily bore yourself to death!
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number 1 = taking a leak
number 2 = taking a dump
number 3 = spilling your seed
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