"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."
A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"
This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.
Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.
When you have a biriyani so foul and you shit it out afterwards - Arse Biriyani
I could really smash an arse biriyani butt.
Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass
Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse
Guy 2: oh shit you're right
Looks like his dad.
Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.
Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.