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when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake
galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth
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A drinking game requiring a 52 card deck with jokers, and spirits.
Basic rules.
- Each player splits the deck, the player with the lowest card takes 1 shot.
- Aces are low.
- If two or more players draw the same low card then those players must all take 1 shot.
- If a joker is drawn then all other players must take 1 shot.
- There are no winners in Low Card Shot.
Optional rules.
- the "Hardcore Round"; in a hardcore round the player drawing the lowest card must take the same amount of shots as the number on the card. There must be a majority vote for a hardcore round to take place.
- "Double Spades"; if the lowest card drawn is a Spade, then the player must take 2 shots.
- the "I'm not a little girl" rule; Players must notify everyone if they want to leave the game, then have to play another 3 rounds minimum to avoid looking like a little girl.
this one time i thought i was winning at Low Card Shot... turns out i was losing worse than ever
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The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."
Mark- "Thats awful."
Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
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Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.
Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.
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1. Noun
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.
See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane
Matt: Julie doesn't wanna be with me.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.
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A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.
Egregious acts of kindness, sensitivity, house cleaning, cooking, will ban a Man-Clan member for life. This ceremony involves the member to be dressed in pink, and the traditional burning of the "Man Clan Card".
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When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.
I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.
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