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the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.
I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.
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Just some gal who's perfect in every way and makes the people around her feel amazing without even trying. Simply put, the kindest, most sweet person out there. And she also happens to be gorgeous, yeah she's the whole damn package. She's smart and funny and sweet and just all around amazing
Random Guy who likes her: Damn, my cookie gal sure is just the best person ever
When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.
I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.
To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.
I am cooking cookies.
Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.
A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.
That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair
A character that is super duper adorable and like the best tourist you mfs could never be.
"have you seen the super awsome and way better than u mango cookie"
"no"
"jump in a hole"
When a girl casually mentions her yeast infection.
Girl # 1 : You goin' clubbin tonite? Girl # 2 : Naw, I contracted Tangy Cookies sooo imma just chill at home and take care of it. Girl # 1: -says akwardly- Ok?!? Uh, hope you feel better...