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Turkey Day

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.

Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.

by Meshuggah November 27, 2003

260๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


At the end of the day

a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.

"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.

"Iโ€™ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

by bigtrick December 30, 2014

77๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


KFC day

A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy

"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"

by Zaky November 24, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005

480๐Ÿ‘ 213๐Ÿ‘Ž


The day after...

The day after is a way of saying something epic or terrible happened the nite before,in reference to the droping of an A-Bomb and it's undeniable impact on ones life. Here are some nites that could lead to a day after

1.Hardcore drinking nite.

2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.

3.Epic sexual conquest.

4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.

5.Not remembering last nite at all.

dude 1: I have a killer hangover and don't rember anything about last nite.

dude 2:Ahh, The day after...

by TV CAR March 23, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Green day

Quality band which poeple tend to see as sell outs because of their last album American idiot. For me they will always be remembered for Insmoniac and dookie two of the best punkish albums I have in my collection. Unfortunatly their main following now consists of teeny boppers who only discovered Green day existed when Boulevard of broken dreams came out and wouldn't know "At the library" from "Westbound sign" Still i suppose they had to find someone to fantasise over after Busted split up. DAMN YOU CHARLIE!!

girl 1: "wow have you heard that new band Green day?"
girl 2: "Yeah, billie joe is gorgeous"
me: "For gods sake! they have been around for 15 odd years!"
girl 3: "really? wow do you reckon Nirvana will ever get back together? that would be qualtiy"
me: *sound of me crying on the floor in utter despair*

by Guvnor P June 27, 2005

2704๐Ÿ‘ 1291๐Ÿ‘Ž