Don't tase me bro!

an invitation to be tased

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"

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don't buff my pylon

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".

I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.

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don't hold your breath

When people hold their breaths, it's mean they're expecting something happen. So this means as an advice that "don't expect, it will not happen"

You can’t touch me now there’s no feeling left
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
What you did to me boy I can’t forget
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
(Lyric Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger)

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what is this I don't even

An phrase used (usually on the internet) when something is so mind-blowingly stupid that you don't even have words to describe it.

Also used to indicate confusion.

Also see wat.

hitler4EVAR114: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

inoscopedjfk69: what is this I don't even

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i don't fucking know

An angry expression of ignorance generally used in response to a specific inquiry.

- How do you think the cat got up there?
- I don't fucking know!

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I don't mean to be rude

I'm about to be rude, but I don't care, so brace yourself.

Person 1: I don't mean to be rude, but I completely hate you and wish you would burn in hell.

Person 2: WTF?

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Oh no, you don't

A tacky comment often heard by E.D. Walker, usually when being harrassed by her corny husband.

Dammit Kerry, stop tickling me! Oh no, you don't!!!

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