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Really good at Tennis, is also a sexy guy. Very intelligent. Is a sexy sexy man. And also sexy
Eric is so Eric
An Australopithecus that doesn’t give two fucks about life. He thinks he can fly by aiming for the ground and missing. Sound’s legit.
The man was sued as though he was an Eric
The one who beats you in tennis.
Wow, Eric kicked my ass in tennis last night
The one who beats you in tennis.
Wow Eric cracked a one hand backhand on you last night
Eric is a lil bit shy when you first meet him you'll think he is a b*tch at first, but if you actually try to get to know him he will be nice, show his true self, and feel comfortable around you. He is very tall and and sometimes freaky, if you ever see him sad make sure he is okay because all he wants is to feel loved. He is the nicest person you will ever meet
Person 1. dang ericcc u freakyy
Eric. YES MA"AM
Person 1. i bet its big
Eric. you'll have to find out
Eric is a beautiful snack, I love him so much and he's so cute.
Person 1: Look at that Snack.
Person 2: Eric's such a snack
The guy Fucking your wife at the office. Grabs his cup of coffee then his extra small condom while on his way to dick down your wife.
Office Employee: Hey Doug, how ya doing. Eric: Great, just picking up a few things. Office Employee 3: Holy fuck! Eric’s donkeydicking your wife! Office Employee: Ah, well that’s Eric! ~Sponsored by Trojan XS Line