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A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends
You see that freckled fruit cup over there?
Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot
A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars
Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
A phenomenon that occurs when you only get hit on while in a committed relationship some people will unknowingly be attracted to you only when you are unavailable almost like a 6th sense, hence you being a forbidden fruit
Person 1: “Dude why couldn’t I get hit on like this when I was single?”
Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”
Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
The mentality in which a person shames or sexualizes the unclothed human body regardless of context or climate for any reason.
I went to a nudist resort for the first time last week and lost my forbidden fruit mentality while I was there.
when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."