dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.

reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

rainbow fruit loop

A person that is gay

Dont go in the gay club unless you are a rainbow fruit loop.

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

fried fruit loops

the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!

example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!

15👍 6👎

Mexican fruit snack

Eating dingle berries out of vagina

Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night”

Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack”

fruit splash juice

THE NEST

fruit splash juice

sneaky fruit burst

when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.

Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."