mala head (irish slang)

a person whos head looks like a 3 year old made it from play-dough. its large and roughly shapen. looks like it was sculpted on the shape of a gimpy rock. not very plesent to look at at all.

mála also irish for bag, term can also be used to display the fact that they're face should have a bag over it because of the fact its just so fugly

'' yo man check tha' fool out, hes gota biggest mawla head ive eva seen dog''

''that girl has a mala head'': stating she has a fine ass body but a ugly face (irish slang version of butterface)

mala head (irish slang) for butterface

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northern irish hug

A boot to the face

Northern Irish hug " he's a cunt, I'm going to give am a boot to the teeth"

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Irish Car Bomb

When you take a ginger out to the pubs on St. Patrick’s day and leave your load inside of her at the end of the night

“Hey mitchell you should take Zoe out to the pubs tonight and give her an Irish Car Bomb.”

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Virtual Irish Exit

When you or another user of VRChat is either ejected or leaves without saying anything; either by another avatar's loading time, world errors, or just being inebriated or intoxicated from their virtual adventure based imbibing.

Friend: Hey man.. you left last night without saying by to anyone.. the streamer was looking for you to add you..

Me: Sorry man.. the Virtual Irish Exit kicked in, and I made a choice to stay offline..

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Irish Double Feature

At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.

I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Double Feature, so I stayed in the theater to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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Irish Fire Drill

Pulling a fire alarm in a crowded bar for no apparent reason.

When we were hanging out at O'Brian's the other night and Ryan McMurphy was just standing there, quietly drinking his Guinness, I should have known he was about to pull an Irish Fire Drill.

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irish donation

The act of defecating on a sixteen-year old girl's chest while wearing a leprechaun suit.

At last year's St. Patrick's day parade, Dillon got so wasted that he left an irish donation on the chest of that cheerleader that passed out in his loft.

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