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Jake Paul

A former vine star who should really just stop his career because we all know his brother "Logan" is the true talent. Also he is some white kid who thinks he has what we call "bars" but actually doesn't. Just because he has money he exploits his wealth as shown in his cringe worthy/half assed music video. Driving a white Lamborghini with the doors up because we didn't know doors for cars can do that. Lastly, he's some white kid who has a sqaud full of people who think they are all that. He's terrorizing his neighborhood so just shows you why you would "not" want to be friends with him! Don't forget he loves to exploit women also just get views just like vine used to do to get loops or vine used to do!

Don't be a Jake Paul

by Slicknick889 July 23, 2017

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Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.

Hey - its Shakey Jake!

by JAM May 17, 2004

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jake sex

when you stick your "jake" (penis) in a girl's mouth or hand and between her boobs. As opposed to regular sex when you hide your jake in a girl. Regular sex is preferred by most guys but jake sex is still quite pleasurable if performed by the right girl.

My girlfriend sucks at regular sex but she gives amazing jake sex

by Jakeee April 4, 2008

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jake pauler

1. Someone who is subscribed/following Jake Paul

2. Someone who adores Jake Paul

Did you hear that Natalie is a Jake Pauler too?

by Emma Bear ๐Ÿป April 6, 2017

98๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


indie jake

A well fit bloke who sports vnecks and messy hair that is NOT straightened to bits. Listens to the Kooks and dances bare cute. Unlike any unintellectual chav.
Has an adorable little indie girlfriend. Plays guitar and sings in a local band.

Cali:Oh my god like look at indie jake he is just so like amazingly perfect. JAKE! I LOVE YOU!

Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by misslukepritchard August 5, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jake gyllenhaal

The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."

jake gyllenhaal is an orgasm for your eyes

by Spoogie November 19, 2007

319๐Ÿ‘ 518๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a viner along with his brother Logan Paul. These two boys can make almost everyone laugh. They are very handsome and have great personalities making them a big hit on the app called vine.

Did you see Jake Pauls new vine?!

by toglamtogiveadamn July 1, 2014

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