A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shameπ
βOh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy
38π 4π
THE FINEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH πππππππ
βmichael b jordan is so lengβ
βI KNOWWWβ
23π 2π
1.Greasy
2. Cool
3. Biggest MUDAPHUKEN G of BMSS
4. Macks on anything that looks like pussy
5. Bad Breath
Example: Smokes a pack a day, yellow teeth, etc.
6. Known all over the west side of Burnaby
"Yo, who is that" says Novette
"YO NIGGA IT'S JORDAN BOSS CHEN, NIGGA BOOK IT HE'S GUNNA FUKEN WASTE US" says random black kid
"Hey, you know any numbers for E" asks some black kid
"Yea, dial up the homie Jordan Mudaphuken CHEN!"
63π 14π
They say "He's just a terrible actor." on Twitter, but I say he's the most wholesome/softest person in the world!
He's basically the definition of baby <3
You know who i'm talking about... Michael B. Jordan the most cutest person i've ever seen!
29π 5π
Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donnaβs ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
28π 5π
American actor known for his film roles in Fruitvale Station (2013), Creed (2015), and Black Panther (2018). He also appeared on television shows such as The Wire (2002), All My Children (2003β2006), Friday Night Lights (2009β2011).
Michael B. Jordan is a good actor
25π 4π
Fat lazy cunt who enjoys dick in his ass and saying stuff about people's moms
Do you know Jordan Williams he dates a migit
3π 3π