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Michael B Jordan

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍

β€œOh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy

by michaelbjordan’s#1fan May 3, 2019

38πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


michael b jordan

THE FINEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ›πŸ›πŸ›πŸ›πŸ›

β€œmichael b jordan is so leng”

β€œI KNOWWW”

by urfavblasiangf May 29, 2022

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jordan Boss Chen

1.Greasy
2. Cool
3. Biggest MUDAPHUKEN G of BMSS
4. Macks on anything that looks like pussy
5. Bad Breath
Example: Smokes a pack a day, yellow teeth, etc.
6. Known all over the west side of Burnaby

"Yo, who is that" says Novette
"YO NIGGA IT'S JORDAN BOSS CHEN, NIGGA BOOK IT HE'S GUNNA FUKEN WASTE US" says random black kid

"Hey, you know any numbers for E" asks some black kid
"Yea, dial up the homie Jordan Mudaphuken CHEN!"

by jordanchenidol November 23, 2007

63πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Michael B. Jordan

They say "He's just a terrible actor." on Twitter, but I say he's the most wholesome/softest person in the world!

He's basically the definition of baby <3

You know who i'm talking about... Michael B. Jordan the most cutest person i've ever seen!

by embejay October 15, 2019

29πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.

In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.

by tonymarc May 19, 2009

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Michael B. Jordan

American actor known for his film roles in Fruitvale Station (2013), Creed (2015), and Black Panther (2018). He also appeared on television shows such as The Wire (2002), All My Children (2003–2006), Friday Night Lights (2009–2011).

Michael B. Jordan is a good actor

by 3PACTVHD July 9, 2018

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jordan Williams

Fat lazy cunt who enjoys dick in his ass and saying stuff about people's moms

Do you know Jordan Williams he dates a migit

by Tomzzy June 16, 2018

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