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lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun

Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)

by AR000 January 13, 2009

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Lick dick l'amor

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice

I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021


mutual brain licking

The act of three beautiful and talented AMPers coming together to share thoughts, challenges and ideas for the mutual benefit of all parties. Discussions take place with such speed and uniformity of understanding that it would appear as though the members are licking the ideas out of each others heads - hence the term.

Hi Mark, did you solve that big problem?

Yes Pete, I had a session with Ryan and SJ and sorted it all out whilst also benefitting them both. It were a right proper mutual brain licking.

by mutualbrainlicker February 24, 2016


Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019


Lick her store

Heading to the lesbian store. Come with me and pitch in. Wha? Ya get a bottle at the lick her store

What time does the lick her store close anyways?

by NaySayNs September 27, 2015


cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.

You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!

by Haley haynes December 20, 2016


Lick the Paint Off

The act or instance of performing intense cunnilingus. 2.) Performing cunnilingus on a your female partner to intense orgasm. 3)

Man, that girl is fine. If I get her alone, I'd like the paint off.

I'd lick the paint off that motha

by SoCrotchTease May 24, 2013