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When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.
"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
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She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.
OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all
The inventor of this word was named Rui Kamishiro, he makes funky inventions.
"HIGH PRESSURE WASHING
MACHINE! "
you: Who the hell was that
me: it's RUI KAMISHIRO DUMBASS
The word "high pressure washing machine" means a washing machine going crazy and blowing up the whole universe ig
A group of girls, usually preps between 13 and 21, who think they are inherently better than everyone else and as such have the right to make other girls feel inferior.
Girl 1: Did you hear what Jessica and her friends said about Kate?
Girl 2: Ignore them, they are just a pretty-girl hate machine.
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A washing machine that was in a Lily's Garden ad. It was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is naughty!
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n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.
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