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When one accidentally consumes the outer husk of a tamale, then passes the undigested fiber, the rope-like fecal matter that is produced acts as an attachment between the shitter and the shit-receptacle.
Sorry dude, I caught on a mexican anchor and couldn't find a knife.
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Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"
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When one parks a car in a bad area of town. Upon their return, the wheels have been removed and the car is sitting on the ground, or on bricks.
Sorry I'm late, I got a Mexican Sleighride, probably shouldn't have parked in that alley!
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A Mexican fighter capable of absorbing an inordinate amount of punishment, much like The Terminator.
John: "Hey Brian, are you rooting for Cotto or Margarito?"
Brian: "I want to root for Cotto, but Margarito's got that whole Bionic Mexican thing going, so I don't know..."
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The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.
Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.
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Beyond all limits, so ultra that normal words can't define it. Often used with other words added on to it.
That was ultra-mexican awsome sauce.
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A roadside stand commonly found in the Southwestern United States or Mexico where pirated DVDs are sold.
While vacationing in southern Texas, I decided to pick up a few flicks at the Mexican Redbox.
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