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Minecraft

A genuine modern-day work of art.

Enough said.

- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft

by iBrokeCheats January 31, 2021


Minecraft

Minecraft is honestly just a mediocre game. its kinda overrated.

dude 1: yo wanna go play some Minecraft?

dude 2: yeah sure.

by FuckAllSeagulls October 8, 2019


Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 16, 2022


Minecraft

The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.

"Play Minecraft with me?"

"I built a house for my dog in Minecraft"

"I made a Minecraft server"

by loopylez April 17, 2020


Minecraft

A game populated by nerds, made by nerds, and made for nerds. Lots of scary things come and kill you while you try to have a nice time. Even without friends the game has a toxic environment because the whole game is designed against you.

Minecraft gave me PTSD

by batteryboy December 4, 2020


Minecraft

Sex

Tryna play Minecraft together?

by Definitely not quigs.v1 October 15, 2019


Minecraft

Sex

Tryna play Minecraft after school?

by Definitely not quigs.v1 October 15, 2019