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Giving a blow job with a mouth full of pop rocks.
I always blow quickly when my slut does cock 'n' rocks.
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When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
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The first line of the Tally Hall song, &. The song was released on the Good & Evil album. In the lyrics, it is purposely spelled with an asterisk as the line (either sun or son) is up to interpretation.
“Have you heard of Love of the S*n?”
“The show?”
“No idiot the song lyric made by the best band ever”
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One of rocks greatest bands. They brought a fresh new sound and look to the 80's rock mainstream that was, at that time, dominated by hair bands and men that dressed like they were women. Guns N' Roses were known as "one of rocks most dangerous bands" and they lived there life on the edge. They were a great band that, sadly, couldn't make it last by letting ego's and creative differences tear them apart.
Slash: an awesome guitar player, one of the best.
Axl Rose: he might have been volitile but he said what he felt and told people what what he wanted them to hear. (lead singer)
Duff McKagan: a great bass player, a multi-instrumentalist.
Steven Adler: first drummer
Matt Sorum: Second drummer, took over the position after Steven was kicked out due to his problems with drugs.
Izzy Stradlin: rhythm guitarist (quit the band, later replaced by Gilby Clark)
Dizzy Reed: keyboards (not a member of the original lineup, joined the band on their third album)
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The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.
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In academia, the practice of cramming information into one's cranium (scarf) just long enough to regurgitate it onto an exam (barf) in order to score a passing grade for the course.
Jude passed Physics the good old fashioned way, through sheer scarf-n-barf.
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