When you take such an amazing nap that when you wake up, you don't know if it's am or pm
Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.
when you say you’re gonna take a nap before the function, but end up sleeping through the entire function.
I’m gonna take a trap nap so I don’t fall asleep later at the function. *takes a nap and misses the planned event by sleeping all night/day*
When the big bird takes you home after a bender
Our boy Keenan got blackout shiprwrecked, then got big napped by that subway girl. What the fat one? Yeah pal the one with her own gravity.
tieneing sexo con lismar/liumar
im gonna taking a nap en tu mamas camas.
tieneing sex con lismar/liumar
deez notes, hah gottem. nvm, im going to taking a nap
When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man
Kids were gonna take a nap
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