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The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.
A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.
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When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate
Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard
Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).
Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).
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A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.
Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.
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"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."
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The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina
I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder
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A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
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