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A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.
"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
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when a girl finger and is very wet
im going to go home and make a big batch of finger soup while watching erotic videos
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While engaging in a sexual interaction, grab both testicles and shove them into the womans parts while shes on her period so she bleeds (hence soup)
RICK:HEY man
DAVE:Whats up?
RICK:Yeh Im just gonna go bowlin' for soup now
DAVE:Ok see yah later
RICK:yeh see yah
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1: A traditional soup found in Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine. Usually served during special occasions. Made with Shark Fin and many other ingredients that include shrimp, chicken stock, mushrooms, and scallions.
2: When a man lies down on in the sand on a hot day with an erection, forming a pool of sweat underneath the erection, the pool of sweat representing the "broth" and the erection the "shark fin".
1: I was throughly disappointed that the restaurant ran out of shark fin soup. This was the only restaurant in New York that serves the classic dish.
2: Tom: Man, I still can't believe we got kicked out of the nude beach.
Larry: The lifeguard caught us with shark fin soup, theres nothing we could do man.
Tom: That is true, my shark fin soup smelt disgusting.
Jim was so elated to put soup-to-nuts that he almost didn't finish his school work.
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When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.
They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.
Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.
Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.
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