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jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.

Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.

by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024


Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 February 25, 2016


Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 February 25, 2016


Pork Rag

you will see there is always more than anyone will every experience the pork shall not be ragged

that man thinks he can pork rag what a vile retribution

by provoked pork June 9, 2021


sperm rag

A person who allows everyone to cum inside.

Fawn is sperm rag.

by chikilove July 15, 2022


Du rag

a silk material worn around a persons head with the corners tied together to protect hair for a process hairstyle during the night (or during they day depending on what the person wants to do) it also comes in multiple colors.

Person1: How do you get waves? it looks so hard.

Person2: Well the most important part is the Du rag so you don't mess the hair up
it's actually not that hard but you have to be willing to put in effort and time

by Jada6 May 26, 2019


On the rag

A song sung by an awesome band called steel panther

"Run away man, shes on the rag"

by 6485638562 February 10, 2021