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EMG

Eat my groin.

"Come here?"
"no. Emg."

by Cheekymonkey337 November 12, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


EMG

Early morning glory. That wonderful feeling of waking in the morning, wiping the sleep from your eyes and staring down at the triumphant throbbing member that has risen with no regard for your state of conciousness. (In laymans terms, waking up with a boner.)

Ryan: Why's it taking you so long to get up?

Ricky: I'm pitching a tent down here, I'll probably have to jerk it to get rid of this EMG.

Ryan: Nice

by Rugby road massive88 January 20, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


EMG

Ew My Gawd

OMG for more rude and/or disgusting situations.

EMG, he just like totally vomited and my new flip flops!

by Aural B July 13, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emged

Emged is the greatest nigga you'll ever meet in 2k. this guy is just an animal. he'll fuck your bitch, eat your sandwich and beat you in 2k all at the same time

I'm scared to face emged in 2k

by Gavy the sav September 4, 2016


emg

Excuse My Grammer.

Use this when you are to lazy to actually change your speling mistakes. This will not work on school papers. emg.

by LazyPeopleWILLRULETHEWORLD June 11, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


emg

1.an abrreviation for "Er my gosh" used to make fun of girls who say or use omg (oh my gosh) all the time

2. A phrase used in place of excitement of disbelief like omg.

1."Er my gosh, I can't believe she said that"

2."Er my gosh!"

by Mad Prop April 6, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


EMG: Eat My Gina

The female equivalent of "SMD" Suck My Dick. Hey! We live in an Equal Opportunity Environment!

"I briefed the Deputy Commanding Officer on the situation ,and all the little bitch did was pick on the size of my Powerpoint font. She can EMG: Eat My Gina

by Golf 2 August 29, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž