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an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.
In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.
So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
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Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
A {private snap} story where you talk about all the people you’ve {hooked up} with and how it went
Jen: Did you see Carly’s whore love story?
Anna: Yeah,she’s crazy.
One who is poetic in the retelling of their life's stories.
He wasn't resentful, more storiful.
“I danced with so many women last night,” said Ben.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”
“Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.
That sounds like a Sean story.
Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.
I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.
When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.