National give your girlfriend a sweatshirt and cuddle day
Her: “Oh my god, babe, it’s November 4th!”
Him: “Okay, well here’s my hoodie. I’ll be at your place at 7pm <3”
National hug a fat kid day. If you see a fat kid you must hug them.
Boy 1, “Bro go hug Big Billy”
Boy 2, “Alright fine but only because it’s November 4th”
National lick dick or bobbies day. So, get set and lick all you can.
Lick all you can guys it’s November 4th
A: why are you ignoring me?
B:...
A: oh wait it's november 4th!
November 4th is National hate your brother day.
Ex. "Hey Zach"
(hits Zach)
Zach "hey why did you do that!?!?"
Because it's November 4th National hit your brother day.
Zach "oh ok"
November 4th will be "Make Out With Your Worst Enemy Day". Today will be the day you text or call your worst enemy and ask them to come over or meet you somewhere. After they arrive, when you go up to them, kiss them and see how they react.
Girl: "hey, wanna come over? I'm home alone and it's November 4th"
Guy: "um...alright? Address? And what's on November 4th?"
Girl: *gives address* "you'll see"
Guy: *arrives 10 mins later* "so what's up?"
Girl: *starts kissing him*
Guy: "....do it again baby"