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An apparently talentless musical "artist" who appeals to a shallow, tone-deaf and commercially-brainwashed audience.
Lee is Jewish and was educated in a private school in Sydney's snobby Eastern suburbs. Yet he passes himself of as indy/alternative and sings in a distinctly American accent. Evidently Ben Lee suffers from some sort of identity crisis.
If you have ever wondered what a song that has been pencilled in under 5 minutes sounds like, go and buy a Ben Lee album. After a short time of listening you will soon realise that what you actually just bought was nothing more than an overpriced beer coaster.
Was recently sconned in the head with a beer bottle thrown by a disgruntled Perth concert-goer. I guess it shows that the public can only endure so much of this rubbish and are finally starting to fight back.
Person A: "Dude, if you don't like Ben Lee's music, then don't listen to it."
Person B: "The only way I can AVOID hearing it is by flying to the moon and hiding in a cupboard".
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A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
If Ben Carson wins the 2016 election, I'm leaving this planet.
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To have a overly large forehead, often referred to as a BenCh. The forehead is also a key point of both knowledge and laughter. Looking at one directly for too long has been known to cause paralysis and at least temporary blindness from the glare. Often to protect oneself you take your hands and make circles, which you then place infront of your eyes to avoid any issues while looking.
Here comes a Ben Churchill, I can see his forehead from here!
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Ben Folds was born in North Carolina (contrary to other definitions) and has been creating (and performing on piano) original music since his first single, Jackson Cannery with Ben Folds Five. During his span in the late nineties, he released three albums (where he popularized his use of percussion with the piano) with his band Ben Folds Five, a trio, featuring Robert Sledge, Darren Jessee, and himself. His most popular song, on the album Whatever and Ever Amen, was Brick. The band broke up after their third album (The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner), and that is when he released his first solo album, Rockin' the Suburbs, featuring him on drums, guitar, bass, and piano. During his break from the Ben Folds Five, he played with a group called the Bens, where he played with Ben Kweller and Ben Lee. From there he composed his next albums, Supersunnyspeedgraphics LP, Songs for Silverman and Way to Normal, which seemed subpar to many Ben Folds fans. He keeps creating music, and is most widely known for his improv stint on Chatroulette and his comedic Dr Dre cover of Bitches Ain't Shit. He is often criticized for his lack of vibrato and pitchy voice.
Fan: Do you know who Ben Folds is?
Nonfan: No.
Fan: Do you know the Chatroulette guy is?
Nonfan: Yeah.
Fan: *facepalm*
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Very hairy pubic area.
Comes from the fact that Ben Wallace, the NBA player, has an out-of-control afro.
She's never shaved; she's got a ben wallace that needs a machette to navigate.
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When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.
I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?
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Ben is a deity like creature, he is a god destruction and creation. He has multiple deadly weapons, which he may use for battle against other deities and the most commonly duel he has is with the deity Cardin Luu. He has fought a million battles with just the deity Cardin Luu himself. You wouldn't want to imagine how many battles he has encountered.
Ben Tran Is A Deity!
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