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Josh Cox is every elementon the periodic table and can be used to describe anything. When you see something funny you say “JOSH!”
Hears something funny JOSH. Also “haed, daed, and baed” are Josh’s favorite words and recliners are his favorite. Thats Josh Cox
When a man ejaculates into a snoring person's nostril to attempt to wake them.
Todd was tired of Josh's snoring so he gave him a slimy josh to wake him up.
He is the don.com
He loves hayley winn
he is super hot!
thats all
ALEKS JOSH IS HOT!
Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.
“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”
Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?
Josh marshal can be a wanker, makes sure he owns everything in a game, talks to 10 girls but can’t even pull 1
“Are you talking to josh marshal”
“Yeah he’s a wanker”
When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it
*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”